Adult Entertainment Expo Rage

So if you ever want to check out the AEE that goes on at the same time as the AVN Awards....don't. Well, if you can manage to forge Press Credentials or Industry ID it would totally be worth it, but going on a "Fan" ticket is a pretty weak experience. We paid to basically walk around and look at chicks.....thats it. We weren't able to go into the Trade Show or the Adult Novelty show. I was pretty pissed about the lack of access to the Novelty show. I mean, I'm in Vegas at the AEE, surrounded by Pornstars, but I can't buy can't browse all the latest advancements in dildo technology? Thats some major league bullshit right there. We basically were confined to a couple smaller exhibit places where all we could purchase was pr0nz on DVD and get pictures and autographs from actresses and we paid $100 for that....and only that. Granted it was extremely cool getting to meet Joanna Angel, but what if I was in the market for some next level Fleshlight Shit, or even a Real Doll? Nope, sorry, none of those for you! It was also pretty funny getting a couple autographs made out to Meatywand:

Tonight is the Burning Angel Party at Sapphire, so hopefully that will be pretty sweet! I sure hope so...